[转贴]：Football & Sex

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Reasons why Football is better than Sex

1. You can play home and away.
2. It lasts 90 minutes.
3. You can be substituted if you get tired.
4. You can expect to do it at least once a week.
5. The crowd cheers when you scores.
6. Protection equipment can be washed and used again.
7. You can get paid without being a whore.
8. You can play with your balls in front of your mother.
9. You can kiss your team mates without being accused of being gay.
10. You can score with your feet and your head.

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Reasons why Sex is better than Football

1. It is allowed to use your hands.
2. You don't need to wait for the whistle to start.
3. You don't need to wait for 90 minutes before taking your shirt off.
4. There is no half time break.
5. You can relax after scoring.
6. You can't get a hamstring injury.
7. Expert commentators is not going to mean anything about the performance.
8. The ground is just as good in winter.
9. You can choose the opponent.
10. Smokers can have a smoke after scoring

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雄啸

补充：Reasons why Football is better than Sex
you can shot and goal at even 7 seconds after start.

Reasons why Sex is better than Football ：
when play football,you are faraway the door at mostly time :(