[转贴]：哲理小品:有空的时候品味一下

rollyson

愛情就像煎一條魚

在魚下鍋前

要將火開到最大

魚下鍋的煞那

也許會被濺起的油噴到

但不能因一下的刺痛.而在抹去熱油時

忘記將火關小

關小了火更要細膩的看著

看著魚的表面

看著魚的變化

等魚表面略為焦黃時

拿著鍋鏟小心翼翼的翻著面

啊~~~~~真是完美的呈現

但在歡悅時

別忘了

魚的另一面還貼在鍋面上*-*4

rollyson

邪恶的愿望/Evil Wish
邪恶的愿望/Evil Wish
有一天,一个女人外出打高尔夫球,当她把球打进树林里时,
她进入树林里寻找小白球,并且发现了一只青蛙在陷阱里.
A woman was out golfing one day
when she hit her ball into the woods.
She went into the woods to look for it
and found a frog in a trap.

这只只青蛙告诉这个女人说:「如果你释放我,我将回报你三个愿望.」
The frog said to her:
"If you release me from this trap, I will grantyou 3 wishes."

所以这个女人释放了青蛙.
青蛙说:「谢谢你,但是我忘了跟你提到这三个愿望有一个附带的条件,
那就是"当你许愿的同时,你的老公将会比你好十倍.」
The woman freed the frog and the frog said:
"Thank you, but I failed to mention that
there was a condition to your wishes-
that whatever you wish for,
your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

这个女人说那没问题.
The woman said that would be okay.

女人的第一个愿望是,她要成为世界上最美丽的女人.
For her first wish,
she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

青蛙警告她说:
「你确实了解到这个愿望将会使你的老公也成为世界上最英俊的男人,
阿多尼斯(爱神 aphrodite 所爱的美少年),别的女人将会蜂拥而至.」
The frog warned her:"You do realize that this wish will also
make your husband the most handsome man in the world,
an Adonis, that women will flock to."

这个女人回答道:「这没有关系,
我将会是世界上最美丽的女人,而他的眼睛将只会停留在我的身上.」
因此"卡啦"她变成世界上最美丽的女人.
The woman replied:"That will be okay
because I will be the most beautiful woman
and he will only have eyes for me."
So,KAZAM -she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

她的第二个愿望是,她要成为世界上最有钱的女人.
For her second wish,
she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

青蛙说:
「这将会使你老公成为世界上最有钱的男人而且他会比你有钱十倍.」
The frog said:
"That will make your husband the richest man in the world
and he will be ten times richer than you."

这女人说道:「这也没关系,因为我的就是他的,他的就是我的.」
因此"卡啦"的一声,她成为世界上最有钱的女人.
The woman said:"That will be okay
because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So,KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

这时青蛙要求她许下第三个愿望,
於是她说道:「我希望有一点点轻微的心脏病发作.」
The frog then inquired about her third wish,
and she answered,"I'd like a mild heart attack."

【注】这个故事的寓意是:女人是非常聪明的,请不要随意的惹她们.
　　　Moral of the story:
　　　Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them.